FANTASY MASHUP FORCE #6:

Hey, America

Mash these two things together

A futile, self-defeating trade war with Mexico

And

A futile, self-defeating trade war with Canada

And then 

Enjoy a decades-long turbo-recession

Oh, you’re already doing this?

Great.

NOTIONAL HEADLINE #148:

“I’M BASICALLY KINDA ALREADY BUILDING OUT MY BASE. MAY AS WELL GO FOR THE TOP, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?” MEASLES ANNOUNCES RUN FOR GOVERNOR OF TEXAS AS A STEPPING STONE TO FUTURE WHITE HOUSE BID.

THE SECRETS OF FINAL TOWN 49

 

THINGS NEVER SAID #32:

“Dude, I comply so hard with elbow redundancy best practices.”

SIMPLE PLEASURES #5:

Playing two different Tetris carts-Tengen and Nintendo R&D 1-on two different NES consoles on two different tube TVs at the same time.

F.A.Q. #8:

Q: What’s something that makes absolutely no sense that you love?

A: An exploding head. Never gets old. Love it!

YOUR DRAWING PROMPT #52:

A common cold virus putting on airs of nobility.

LOADING SCREEN WISDOM #35:

THE LITTLE DOTS HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE. IT MAY AS WELL BE REDACTED.