. . . at the problematic original, and then they get mad at the sanitized remake.
People get mad.
by William D. Tucker
. . . at the problematic original, and then they get mad at the sanitized remake.
People get mad.
TANJIRO KAMADO AND CHAINSAW MAN RUMORED TO BE IN TALKS TO STAR IN REBOOT OF THE ODD COUPLE.
In a world of piddly dribbling shits I’m the absolute toilet breaker.
I was never impressed by the Psychic Friends Network. I called ‘em up, asked ‘em to make my asshole boss’s head explode, and they were like, "Sorry, sir, we don’t do that sort of thing." Lame.
REALITY TV COUPLE FILES FOR DIVORCE; CHRIST RETURNS, SHITS BRICK, DECLARES APOCALYPSE.
I like it when a Day of Hump plays out just like the final episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion.
It’s usually about the same level of fun as being abducted by aliens.
. . . at being lectured, and then they get mad when no one wants to hear their lecture.
People get mad.
DEEP FAKE HOLOGRAM LESLIE NIELSEN SLATED TO HOST UNSOLVED MYSTERIES REBOOT WITH NOTHING BUT A TRENCHCOAT AND A WHOOPEE CUSHION.
If you self-publish comics or comix you have the potential to be viewed as some kind of creative genius.
If you self-publish prose and/or poetry you have the potential to not be viewed . . . at all.
The lesson?
People like them pictures real good, don’t they?
Yup.
I’m so hospitable, hotels check into me!
At some kind of gallery night
In some kind of gallery
I’m talking to Edmund the Bastard
The guy from King Lear
I tell him how much I loved his line about shadows standing up for bastards
He says, “I didn’t call upon shadows. I called upon the gods. You’ve got me confused with that Macbeth fella. He called upon shadows. And we all know how well it worked out for him.”
I stand corrected
But then it hits me
Edmund seems to be aware of Macbeth’s bad end but not his own
So I take that as my cue
To try to get him to buy into a timeshare hustle
And that’s when I realized
That I wasn’t even myself
In the new dream
But I had taken on the role of that one dude from years back who used to host that poetry open mic
And then I stopped going to that poetry open mic
But then I later heard that the host guy used to use the open mic to cultivate marks for a timeshare scam
The host guy was never about the poetry
Yet his life was a True American Epic
Poetry
Cloaking
A money grubbing scam
Edmund seems intrigued
My pitch is strong
But I don’t remember if I sealed the deal
Things trailed off
Or I woke up
I’m not entirely sure
STURM UND DRANG SET TO REPLACE JOE AND JANE SIXPACK IN OFF-BROADWAY REVIVAL OF LOVE LETTERS.