Monday, November 2, 2026


. . . Blue, Democrat, surprise-surprise.

It's a two party system.

You pick one or the other.

If you go Third Party people give you a bunch of shit.

Of course, people give you shit for voting in the first place.

Just as they give you shit for not voting.

You're damned if you do/don't in the USofA as I have lived it.

At a certain point I just decided what actually mattered to me, and shut out the rest.

But anyways . . .

The MAGA party has done a lot of damage to my country-the US of A-and they may yet do even more harm.

It's actually easy as hell for me to vote Blue, to vote Democrat even if I am one of these much ballyhooed "independent" voters.

Whatever the failings of the Dems, the Republicans have proven themselves an existential threat to the future of the nation with their illegal wars, ICE death squad, pay-for-play corruption, rolling back of women's rights, scapegoating of transgender people, murderous hostility towards immigrants, embrace of white supremicist ideologies, and, most insidiously, climate change denial.

(Oh, and don't forget about the cover-up of the Epstein Files.)

But it isn't just the politicians who have been distrusted and despised since long before the advent of Trumpism.

It's us.

We the People collectively chose to burn down our own house back in '24, and it could happen again this year-we'll see how it all works out in the coming days and weeks.

So, that's why I voted.

Even if it's just a Band-Aid over a shattering dam.

Seriously, we gotta get our act together in this country.

We gotta get past short term political cycles that play like putrid dystopian reality tv soap operas.

Voting is an essential component of this, but we have to do more.

We have to get beyond our collective greed, consumerism, and callousness.

I don't know how, exactly, we do that-we certainly haven't done it up 'til now.

But we also don't have to do it all right now, we can break it down into smaller steps.

But we've put it off for so long . . . eh, I just don't have much optimism for the Big Picture, y'know?

But that doesn't put me off voting.

And I didn't always feel this way, I used to think voting was pointless, but, frankly, voting has, over the years, become the easy part, at least for me.

Seriously, it's like a perverse upside of our frustrating Two Party System that everyone complains about yet nobody truly wants to change. 

I'm grumpy about both the Dems and the MAGA cult . . . but the Dems still have that crucial degree of superiority over the Republicans.

It's not much, but it's enough to get me to the polls.

Plus, you get a free sticker.

Who needs gold when you've got a sticker?

Saturday, October 31, 2026

BURNING QUESTIONS IN A UNIVERSE OF MYSTERY #104:

Wait . . . did I leave my Genocyber DVD in the glove compartment?

Is it even playable, now, due to the Heat Dome . . . ?

COSTUME '26


. . . I went as the night itself.

I'm competitive, you know?

EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN 27: HEADLINES CLOSING IN FROM ALL SIDES!

All the news got bad-


HALLOWEEN CANCELLED


-blazed upon the brain-


HALLOWEEN BANNED


-lotsa good reasons for it-obesity epidemic due to sugar . . . the Satanic overtones . . . the overcommercialization of it . . . the tedium of overblown horror franchises pumping out regular installments this time every year . . . how its spirit of fun and make believe interrupts right wing messaging campaigns-


HALLOWEEN EXCISED FROM THE BODY POLITIC


-‘s become a cliche, hasn’t it? For adults, it’s just another beers’n’drugs’n’hookups thing, weekend amnesia from work type of deal, online pictorial content opportunity, I mean if you just doubled up or even tripled up on your costumes you could make one party weekend stretch across two or three years of social media posts, couldn’t you? I think so-


HALLOWEEN COSTUMES CONTINUE TO BE SIGHTED IN HALLS OF AVARICE-er-GOVERNMENT


-oh, right, right, right . . . our politicians are still going around in costume as vampires, werewolves, killer robots, Klansmen, Scarlett O’Hara cosplayers, and toxic sludge beasts . . . plus the paramilitaries always come around cosplaying as soldiers fully masked-and a lotta those dudes used to riot over COVID-19 masking . . . funny how people are when they get into jobs that let ‘em stomp on the population with austerity, lies, deportations, secret prisons, pay-for-play legislation, and brute force homicide-


HALLOWEEN IS NO LONGER FOR YOU-IT’S FOR US!


-well, shit. They up and took that one away along with everything else . . . OOOO! But look how they turn on each other . . . vampires vs. werewolves vs. killer robots vs. Klansmen vs. toxic sludge beasts vs. Scarlett O’Hara cosplayers . . . shame we had to lose the nation . . . but now we see our oligarchs and fascists for who they really are . . . bitter consolations . . . 


HALLOWEEN GOES YEAR ‘ROUND


-in the most vicious way imaginable . . . Climate Inferno Heat Dome Arena spectaculars, petty wars of all against all for all times . . . well, monsters, you finally did it. You got me to start sharpening up some stakes. You got me doing the thing a Monster Fanatic swears never to ever do: you got me stepping out as a real Van Helsing . . . alas . . . alarum . . . and alack . . . 

-November 2024-October 2026

THE NEW PARADIGMS IN BRAGGING RIGHTS #63:

I’m so costume street clothes go shopping for me.

Friday, October 30, 2026

Thursday, October 29, 2026

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

THE NEW PARADIGMS IN BRAGGING RIGHTS #60:

I’m so intestinal the gory scenes in zombie movies develop low self-esteem because they spend all their time comparing themselves to me. ‘Tis the price of hyper-competitiveness . . .

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

THE NEW PARADIGMS IN BRAGGING RIGHTS #59:

I’m so telemarketer the no call list is my biggest repeat customer. I’ve basically sold them every last magazine subscription in existence. I think they’ve got a serious problem with ‘subscription addiction.’ I feel so guilty the judge which condemns me sits inside my own heart.

Monday, October 26, 2026

THE NEW PARADIGMS IN BRAGGING RIGHTS #58:

I’m so robbery that people think I’m saying ‘rubbery’ which causes people to snap back into paying attention as I correct them as I’m robbing them.

Saturday, October 24, 2026

THE NEW PARADIGMS IN BRAGGING RIGHTS #56:

Most dogs gnaw that bone into oblivion . . . but I chew that oblivion into bone . . . which is weird, right? Yeah . . .

Thursday, October 22, 2026

THE NEW PARADIGMS IN BRAGGING RIGHTS #54:

In a world of tiny homes I'm a cosmological ultra-structure that broke ground deep within your innermost dream life, which is projected to encompass the entirety of the multiverse of multiverses, and has an estimated completion date of Infinity Times 69.