NOTIONAL HEADLINE #208:

CLEANUP EFFORTS STILL UNDERWAY FROM COAST TO COAST AFTER NATION WIDE VOMIT WAVE UNLEASHED BY THE RELEASE OF THE “BAWDY” EPSTEIN BIRTHDAY BOOK. IN A RELATED STORY, TRUMP IS SEEKING TO NATIONALIZE PIXAR TO PRODUCE A FEATURE LENGTH ANIMATED FILM OF THE EPSTEIN BIRTHDAY BOOK . . .

YOUR DRAWING PROMPT #78:

A sapient microchip infused with genetically-modified coelacanth DNA that orders only the most spectacularly sugary milkshake-esque coffee-adjacent beverage at the chain coffee shop for breakfast and lunch, followed by a sensible dinner.

FANTASY MASHUP FORCE #17:

Die Hard in a grain of sand . . .

THE NEW SIGNAGE #22:

MADDENING LOOP OF YESTERYEAR’S TOP 40 HITS NEXT 10,000 MILES.

THE SECRETS OF FINAL TOWN 74

SIMPLE PLEASURES #15:

Reading the Event Horizon novelization while listening to the Hausu OST.

THE NEW OBVIOUS #40:

Trump truly loved his friend Epstein. He loved him so much he drew him a custom birthday card. And now the entire public has seen this magical card. 

Now you know what caused that nationwide tidal wave of vomit this week.

NOTIONAL HEADLINE #207:

“IT’S ACTUALLY QUITE COZY.” IN A NEW INTERVIEW, TRUMP BESTIE EPSTEIN CLAIMS SPIRITUAL HELLFIRE DOESN’T CAUSE ANY PAIN IF YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSCIENCE.

YOUR DRAWING PROMPT #77:

A county-sized tire fire.

THE NEW SIGNAGE #21:

MADDENING GAME OF I SPY NEXT 10,000 MILES.

FANTASY MASHUP FORCE #16:

Charles Bronson vs. the Garbage Pail Kids . . .

THE SECRETS OF FINAL TOWN 73

THE NEW OBVIOUS #39:

When someone claims they’ve undergone “ego death” they inevitably become twice as self-important as they were when their ego was alive.

Presumably, the id is now in charge.

And don’t even ask about the super-ego. 

This is basically what happens to the monster in an episode of Power Rangers.

At first, the monster is roughly human sized. And then it gets defeated, it explodes, and then it comes back really big to get defeated again by the Megazords. 

So, whether you realize it or not, you may have grown up witnessing ego deaths on TV.

The ego gets whacked, and now the id of self-aggrandizement has been loosed upon the world.

It’s how it goes.

Have your titanic fighting machines ready to inflict the “id death” to complete the cycle . . .

SIMPLE PLEASURES #14:

That moment you stop looking for cryptids, and you become the cryptid.

PRECIPITOUS UPTICK IN YOUR PHOTOBOMBING ACTIVITIES . . .

LOADING SCREEN WISDOM #41:

ONCE YOU DEFEAT GOD CONSIDER SPARING HIS LIFE. HE MAKES FOR AN OKAY SUMMONS ATTACK IF YOU TRAIN HIM UP PROPER DURING NEW GAME+.