Every Day Is Halloween 2
by William D. Tucker
Sequel
slash the budget
dump it in some film school grad's lap
command and control functions stay with the producer
Maximize marketing budget
optimize gore
optimize tits
optimize confusing, pseudo-arty shaky-cam bullshit
optimize shouting
optimize piss' n'shit grim'n'gritty color palette
optimize bogus "true story" websites
Economize talent
shoot in an anti-union right-to-work state
hire actors with low Q-ratings
for low pay
work them like pack animals
Strangely,
there's always money for 3-D post-conversion
If it's a hit,
crank out another one,
same formula
If it bombs,
write it down,
dodge some taxes
It isn't art,
nor is it truly entertainment,
but it's a healthy living
for the New Era Corporate Citizen.
