Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Sometimes I watch a horror movie or a spooky TV show . . .

 . . . and a character will see the image of someone's death right before they die.

And then they're interrogated by the cops or a civilian investigator or whatever and they say, "I saw their corpse in a dream!"

And the investigator is like, "You mean you saw them dead before they died?!"

"Yes! That’s what I'm trying to tell you!"

And then-this never happens-I want the investigator to say, "Oh, so you’re some kind of a 'death hipster' or somethin'?"

Hasn't happened, yet.

But I live in hope . . .