If you receive a constant stream of emails from political campaigns hitting you up for money, just start emailing them back, saying,
Hey.
How are you?
Let's try this.
YOU give ME money.
Just for a change of pace.
And then, you know, we just lock that in as Status Quo for a decade or two.
YOU giving ME the money.
I think I'd like that very much.
All right.
Look forward to those dump trucks full of cash money.
Peace.
And then you just kickback, and wait for that tsunami of dollars to sweep you away to paradise!
Amen.
