. . . because they’ll curate the fuck out of your shit and set up a months long gallery display that will draw all sorts of attention from spies working for governments, corporations, and Cthulhoid secret societies-seriously, friend, this’ll put stress into your life.
On the plus side,
dogs will take good care of your holy object,
and they will return it to you
if they survive the schemes of spies and thieves,
but dogs will also hound you to donate your holy object to a proper museum collection-
-it’s just a lot of hassle for your ass, y’know?
But it might also be a really cool experience.
So just think it through before you decide.
