Monday, April 12, 2021

Snake Plissken is a perfectly badass action hero . . .

 . . . the dude can fight; he can shoot a gun; he can run; he can pitch a blade into a dude's forehead; he can jump . . .

. . . yeah, see, I think Snake could do better in the jumping department.

I would recommend a team-up with Super Inframan, actually. 

Inframan could  teach Snake how to double jump, and then Snake would really be tear-assing all over Manhattan. 

It's all about finding the right mentors in this life, y'know?