In the end
everyone has to become an Ultima dispenser
'cause that final multistage boss battle . . . how many times you want to fuck with that?
best just to nuke 'em
loose that expanding cerulean obliteration sphere, and be done with your day
mm-hmm
and that's why magic has to disappear from the world
that goddamn arms race logic
just turns everyone into a living weapon of mass destruction
yeah
it's a tough scene
a shame
it really is
but that's the price of peace, I guess
-May-June 2021