Thursday, June 24, 2021

Today I celebrate ten proud years . . .

 . . . since I last ate at an Olive Garden.

And my bowel movements have been way more chill and insightful-philosophical, even-during this time.

In another ten, I anticipate taking a shit that will resolve the current crisis of quantum physics. 

Truly, we can all now confidently look forward to a future of solutions and glories!