. . . and I didn't have any health insurance, but I did have some random dollar bin comics including random issues of Doctor Strange, Dr. Fate, and Doctor Mid-Nite; and I also had a Marvel Graphic Novel edition of Triumph and Torment which featured both Doctor Strange and Dr. Doom.
So, I was like, "Fuck it."
I took off all my clothes and started rubbing all those 'doctor' comics all over my trembling, sweaty, febrile body-
Which did jackshit for my illness.
But I did look like a complete maniac for a few hours before I lost consciousness.
Which is something.
And something ain't nothing, y'know?
