Monday, October 18, 2021

If you need more than 3 microwave minutes . . .

 . . . then you better just take the cat OUT of the microwave, go to the supermarket-

you've got the cat OUT of the microwave?

Very good, that’s important, and I thank you-

and, okay, so you see the big freezer section? 

Yeah, okay, so inside those freezers? 

They have little cardboard boxes that contain custom-made microwaveable dinners-you just buy one or more of those things-

right, at the checkout scanner area, right-

and you take your microwave dinner home . . . 

uh-huh-

your home, right-

you put that sumbitch in the microwave for 3 microwave minutes-

hey, man, if you need another 30 seconds or so, that's okay, I'm not mad at you-

and then you're golden. 

Okay? 

Alright. 

Good talkin'.