Sunday, August 14, 2022

OBVIOUS PITCH.

 A movie that's all logos, all brand identity dressing. Camera keeps zooming into a laser light maze of who-gives-a-fuck meets like-it-matters. It's like an all product placement deal . . . but with the product being the numerous producing entities, the more the merrier-and, and, and these elaborately animated logos start fucking each other, combining different bits and pieces of computer code giving birth to even more logos, more brand identities. And if you're sitting there watching . . . y'know you just sit there, and, uh, you watch . . . and you see how long you can take it. Lotta people will surely walk out after about twenty minutes. That's probably about how long it'll take 'em to realize they're not really watching a movie like they thought they were. But I would probably sit for the duration. I made the medicine. Plenty glad to take it. Not everyday you get to watch evolution in action, y'know? Of course, and this is kinda fucked up but it's what's inside my heart . . . I would so enjoy it if after however many hours and days and weeks of logo/brand identity 'code swapping' if you will-after seeing an orgy of high speed mutational flourishing . . . it just all kinda collapses, gets seriously malfunctioned,y'know, from all the corporate inbreeding-heh, heh, heh-and it's just sparks and syllables and fragments of precious little animations right before the final sputtering out into nothingness. Fffft! It's all gone. All that effort and capital and storm and stress-Fffft! No more. Nothing left. Was it ever there in the first place? Probably not. Maybe so. Who can say . . . that would be a great night out at the movies . . . yeah . . .