Sunday, August 28, 2022

FAKE TITLES OF FAKE BOOKS THAT CANNOT EXIST. INCLUDES FAKE NAMES OF FAKE AUTHORS THAT CANNOT EXIST.

The Sharting Economy: Is It Scalable? by Rivers Duty


Fundamentals of Essential Elements by Smith Johns


Group Sex in the Age of Hyperindividualism by Sol Randy


"I can't start existing!" and Other Pertinent Dilemmas of the Disillusionment Era by Prima Nons


INFERNO AT SPEED: One Man's Journey Through Flamethrower Themed Fight Calls of the American Theatre in the Post-Literacy Age by Bannion Flail


Civilizations in Collision: Cat People, Dog People, and the Risk of Nuclear Annihilation by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute


Portable Toilets and the Image of (Post) Modernity: Reflections on a Lifetime of Greasy Bowel Movements at State Fairs by Linder Hole


FINAL DIALECTIC: How the Wendy's Salad Bar Returned from the Dead to Become the Final Boss of the Internet by Sally Fuchs of the Trend Pursuer Institute


"Who even are we anymore?": Whipped Cream Semiotics of Instagram Dog Videos in a Post-9/11 Universe by Petty Scratcherson


The Threat of Uniform Mischief a novel by H.H. Brill


Dancing Forever in the Land of Hooray: One Woman's Journey to Re-Create the K-Mart Snack Bar Inside Her Own Apartment by Isabella Dairy


Signs of Wife: One Man's Daring Quest to Remember Why He Ever Wanted to Get Married In the First Place, and the Tantalizing Possibility that Quantum Mechanics May Yet Prove that He Has Always/Never Been Married to that Cat in that Box that Scientists May or May Not Have Poisoned for Some Reason by Bill Dews


SUPERSTAR: THE AMAZING TRUE SAGA OF A NARCISSISTIC STELLAR OBJECT by Professor Ida Grands of the Cosmic Psychopathology Institute