“Say, friend-you think I could hit you up for a handful of crumpled corporate charters? I’m looking to re-do the wallpaper of my Interior Chamber of Emotional Desolation. I’m trying to achieve my vibe goals for the month as you might have guessed.”
Friday, September 20, 2024
Thursday, September 19, 2024
Wednesday, September 18, 2024
THE NEW DREAM #31:
armor all around
efficiencies spiking
output compounding itself
there won’t be much of me left
even if I achieve total output
I’ll be someone else
something else
good or bad
no way to know
but once you’ve been melting down malicious armored assets
for hours days weeks
you really want to go back to puttin’ up with shit at the bar at the worksite inside the sham marriage
put all nonessentials
into junk memory
press the button marked vaporize
or system equivalent as may be your local case
you have this dream
now
don’t be misled
by rear facing instrumentation
let it help you
sure
but it’s not in charge
I’m someone else
now
I have this dream
now
Tuesday, September 17, 2024
YOUR DRAWING PROMPT #34:
The free market small government think tank ideologue who gets the choicest contracts from his cronies in the federal machine.
Monday, September 16, 2024
NOTIONAL HEADLINE #120:
ANTIDEPRESSANTS AND THERAPY RECOMMENDED TO TREAT EXPLOSIVELY DEPRESSED ELECTRIC POWERED ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT VEHICLES.
Sunday, September 15, 2024
THE NEW OBVIOUS #10:
If Donald Trump is speaking-in public, in private, in a dream-he’s lying. That’s all he has, that’s all he is, that’s all he ever was: lies manifesting through a mouth.
Saturday, September 14, 2024
THEME MUSIC FOR EVERYTHING #19:
Theme of Random Battle with Low Level Enemies: 3-2-1 Contact Season Two Opening Theme (Extended Version) by Tom Anthony (extended by YouTuber Kevin L.)
High energy educational disco keeps you pumped during the Extended Repetitious Slaughter Phase at the idealistic beginning of your heroic JRPG career.
Friday, September 13, 2024
Thursday, September 12, 2024
Wednesday, September 11, 2024
MANDATORY RULE #10:
Whenever and wherever possible potato chips and tortilla chips must be subject to a one-to-one substitution with juicy cheeseburgers.
Bonus points for implementing this rule in situations of utmost impossibility.
Tuesday, September 10, 2024
YOUR DRAWING PROMPT #33:
The anarchist who curiously refuses to smash the state which funds his adjunct professorship which pays for his middle class lifestyle.
Monday, September 9, 2024
NOTIONAL HEADLINE #119:
IN A SEARCHING NEW PHILOSOPHICAL TREATISE, BILL CLINTON CONTINUES TO WRESTLE WITH THE DEFINITION OF “IS.”
Sunday, September 8, 2024
THE NEW OBVIOUS #9:
You don’t need to watch the movie or the TV show.
You can just imagine your own movie or TV show inside your brain.
You don’t need to buy that overpriced video game.
You can just imagine your own heroic journey inside your brain.
You don’t need religion.
You can just create your own god . . . or, you know, imagine yourself as a deity . . . inside your own brain.
You get what I’m saying.
But people don’t have any confidence in the powers of their own brains, do they?
But if they did have that confidence . . . they could save some money.
Saturday, September 7, 2024
THEME MUSIC FOR EVERYTHING #18:
Theme of Historical Accuracy: Giant Enemy Crab by Kitsune2
Plays whenever you have things that really happened.
Friday, September 6, 2024
Thursday, September 5, 2024
Wednesday, September 4, 2024
Tuesday, September 3, 2024
Monday, September 2, 2024
NOTIONAL HEADLINE #118:
Sunday, September 1, 2024
LOADING SCREEN WISDOM #29:
ONLINE SPORTS GAMBLING IS A SUREFIRE WAY TO INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU SPEND LOSING MONEY USING THE INTERNET TO GAMBLE ON SPORTS.