Should I cut back on the sweets this Halloween season?
And if I do indulge, what are some tips and tricks for avoiding that troublesome upsurge in candy vomit?
What about ice cream?
Don’t you think it would be way more awesome if people set themselves up as free ice cream cone giver awayers as opposed to just dispensers of piddly pieces of candy?
Why don’t we live in a world driven by the Ideas People as opposed to the Status Quo Folks, eh?
When a very young person’s not watching YouTube, they probably kinda figure that all the YouTubers are just all hanging out together someplace.
And then they grow up a bit and finally understand that’s not how that works, that everybody’s spread out all over the place.
Even if you consider a cluster of content grifters who have gathered in Los Angeles, right? L.A.’s so farflung, you’re still not likely to be in proximity to another YouTuber. Just not the odds.
This young person grows up, reflects on how naive they were . . . and maybe they get a little bit of that cynicism going on, that we all seem to have about things.
Everybody isn’t taking a big break together when you can’t see ‘em on that screen in your hand.
Everyone’s most likely trapped in their own teeny-tiny little break time, each one alone with all their own shit to deal with, and no doubt dreamin’ of greener grasses and such.
You end up feeling foolish about the things you believed in your youth.
That’s just how you end up.
Feeling foolish about most things.
Theme of Buying Shit in Stores: Freedom of Choice by Devo
This is another one that’s pretty self-explanatory.
You can never go wrong with Devo.
extravagant
fell
run
of luck
snap zoom into my mighty, armored face crackling with energy
that lightning bolt facial
it isn’t just that I can see through walls
now
it’s that the walls explode elaborately
at the pressure
of my sight
now
everyone is getting up to serious villain shit
trying to catch at least one of my eyes
trying to catch a spectacular doom, I guess
sure,
there’s the occasional smartass holding up a mirror
I just blow those up, too
gruesome practical gore effects
folks pierced many times over with long, shiny splinters
reflective shrapnel
fell
into
a reverie
about why it let itself become a killer
I’m the True Cause
already fading
a generation of mirror shrapnel
caught in a hell of ever amplifying self-recrimination
I’m howling
not to be forgotten
I write a book length confession
no one fuckin’ reads
I buy a library
fill it with many volumes of confessions
it’s burned up by the sunlight
weaponized
by a century-long Mirror War
J. D. VANCE SOUGHT FOR QUESTIONING IN CONNECTION TO WAVE OF HUMAN/COUCH HYBRID SIGHTINGS.
If you hear me impersonating Charlton Heston what you’re actually hearing is me doing an impersonation of Phil Hartman impersonating Charlton Heston. But Hartman’s been dead for so long (he was murdered a decade before the older Heston passed on) that I get away with ripping him off.
So sometimes obvious things don’t become obvious until we make ‘em obvious, y’know?
Sure.
Level Up Theme: Ex Lion Tamer by Wire
That bond between you and the screen?
It must be serviced at regular intervals.
That’s when that really cool music plays.
So long as you stay on your grind.
You get to hear that really cool music, but not all the time.
“Say, friend-you think I could hit you up for a handful of crumpled corporate charters? I’m looking to re-do the wallpaper of my Interior Chamber of Emotional Desolation. I’m trying to achieve my vibe goals for the month as you might have guessed.”
armor all around
efficiencies spiking
output compounding itself
there won’t be much of me left
even if I achieve total output
I’ll be someone else
something else
good or bad
no way to know
but once you’ve been melting down malicious armored assets
for hours days weeks
you really want to go back to puttin’ up with shit at the bar at the worksite inside the sham marriage
put all nonessentials
into junk memory
press the button marked vaporize
or system equivalent as may be your local case
you have this dream
now
don’t be misled
by rear facing instrumentation
let it help you
sure
but it’s not in charge
I’m someone else
now
I have this dream
now
The free market small government think tank ideologue who gets the choicest contracts from his cronies in the federal machine.
ANTIDEPRESSANTS AND THERAPY RECOMMENDED TO TREAT EXPLOSIVELY DEPRESSED ELECTRIC POWERED ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT VEHICLES.
If Donald Trump is speaking-in public, in private, in a dream-he’s lying. That’s all he has, that’s all he is, that’s all he ever was: lies manifesting through a mouth.
Theme of Random Battle with Low Level Enemies: 3-2-1 Contact Season Two Opening Theme (Extended Version) by Tom Anthony (extended by YouTuber Kevin L.)
High energy educational disco keeps you pumped during the Extended Repetitious Slaughter Phase at the idealistic beginning of your heroic JRPG career.
Whenever and wherever possible potato chips and tortilla chips must be subject to a one-to-one substitution with juicy cheeseburgers.
Bonus points for implementing this rule in situations of utmost impossibility.
The anarchist who curiously refuses to smash the state which funds his adjunct professorship which pays for his middle class lifestyle.
IN A SEARCHING NEW PHILOSOPHICAL TREATISE, BILL CLINTON CONTINUES TO WRESTLE WITH THE DEFINITION OF “IS.”
You don’t need to watch the movie or the TV show.
You can just imagine your own movie or TV show inside your brain.
You don’t need to buy that overpriced video game.
You can just imagine your own heroic journey inside your brain.
You don’t need religion.
You can just create your own god . . . or, you know, imagine yourself as a deity . . . inside your own brain.
You get what I’m saying.
But people don’t have any confidence in the powers of their own brains, do they?
But if they did have that confidence . . . they could save some money.
Theme of Historical Accuracy: Giant Enemy Crab by Kitsune2
Plays whenever you have things that really happened.
ONLINE SPORTS GAMBLING IS A SUREFIRE WAY TO INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU SPEND LOSING MONEY USING THE INTERNET TO GAMBLE ON SPORTS.
