Is it all right if I switch on my selective hearing for the holiday season?
So many incoming messages . . . can’t I have just a little bit of discretion in terms of choosing what to ignore and what to respond to?
Or maybe I can just have one all-purpose answer for all messages like the religious folks do with their stuff and how that allows them to be all self-righteous and superior and not pay taxes even as they erode the separation of church and state and all that?
That could really work for me, actually.
I’d totally go for that.
Like, if I became the church and the state all in one, you know.
Why shouldn’t I be Number One?
I got ideas.
I got a vision.
I even got some spunk I’ve been saving up.
Put me in, coach!