If you sell Godzilla merchandise-action figures, plushies, board games, model kits, statues, body pillows, inflatable standees-then you are now required to also sell Godzilla movies on DVD and blu-ray.
We have people buying the merch who have never even seen the original Gojira.
This is unacceptable.
Therefore, I impose a new Mandatory Rule.
By my command.
