“It’s gotta be the shoes!”
“Maybe it’s Maybelline.”
So . . . if I put on the Jordans . . . and then I slather the Jordans in Maybelline . . . that would make me God, right?
And then, like, for a Bonus . . . I could buy that mass market paperback copy of Necronomicon from Barnes and Noble . . . and then, uh, like . . . I could also be Cthulhu, too. Like, as bonus content, you know.
When you think about it . . . our consumer culture is rather empowering, isn’t it?
Sure . . .
