Friday, April 4, 2025

F.A.Q. #12:

Q: What’s the most dangerous YouTube rabbit hole you’ve fallen down?

A: The “X vs Quad City DJs” rabbit hole. You know, most rabbit holes are warmed over conspiracy hokum from The X-Files craze of the 1990s. I was so over that crap New Year’s Day 2000. But when I found out that people were bluntly combining famous songs from the pop charts and anime openings with Quad City DJs? That was basically my Cocaine Bliss Party. I could not get off that train for the better part of a three day weekend. I eventually hit my limit when I found a video that mashed up Quad City DJs with “Come Sweet Death” from The End of Evangelion. I had found my White Whale. I could, at last, go to bed. Come the morning, I was burned-out to ashes, but over the following week I arose like the phoenix. I wouldn’t say I have any regrets, but I don’t need to put myself through that particular ordeal again any time soon.

NOTIONAL HEADLINE #152:

PUTIN SPOKESMAN TRUMP BURNS DOWN US ECONOMY TO SATISFY THE GNAWING EMPTINESS WITHIN HIMSELF.

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

PEOPLE COMPLAIN . . . (#1)

. . . when you explain nothing, when you insist on mystery or ambiguity; and then they complain when you spell it all out, perhaps even accusing you of being didactic.

People complain.

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

LOADING SCREEN WISDOM #36:

IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY AFFORDING ITEMS IN SHOPS TRY OPENING A SHOP YOURSELF. BE SURE TO CHARGE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE FOR THE ITEMS YOU SELL. CONSIDER A RIGIDLY ENFORCED ‘NO REFUNDS’ POLICY.