HOME ENTERTAINMENT REPORT: SAM PECKINPAH’S LOST MAMA’S FAMILY PILOT DISCOVERED INSIDE SALT MINE . . . CRITERION TO RELEASE 10,000 DISC BOX SET COLLECTING YOUTUBE VIDEO ESSAYS . . . CONTROVERSY IGNITES AS SIXTH EDITION OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IS RUMORED TO REPLACE LEGACY CHARACTER CLASSES WITH ONE ALL-PURPOSE ‘UNDEREMPLOYED L.A.-BASED ACTOR PRETENDING TO ENJOY DICE ROLLING DORKO SHIT ON A LIVE STREAM IN LIEU OF A MOVIE CAREER’ ARCHETYPE . . . THE HAGUE TO HOST FIRST ANNUAL CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE SPINOZA SPIDER BATTLER COLLECTIBLE TRADING CARD GAME . . .
