Howard Lutnick isn’t just getting coal in his stocking come Christmas.
Oh, no, my friends.
When Lutnick goes downstairs to check his stocking on Christmas Day there’s not going to be anything at all inside it. He can tell just by looking at it. Empty. Alas. And boo-hoo . . .
But you know what? Lutnick remembers his Ronald Reagan: Trust, but verify.
He reaches out to touch his stocking . . . only to discover it’s made entirely out of coal!
Santa Claus is paying attention to who’s being bad, and who’s being good.
If you help cause a global economic depression that destroys millions of lives . . . that’s not good.
So, Dear Reader, if you want to avoid getting a whole-ass coal stocking this December . . . don’t help to cause a global economic depression.
In other words . . . be good.
