Thursday, September 28, 2023

ANCILLARY PRODUCTS #13:

 

Brindle Couture is a new line of fashion forward apparel that replicates that oh-so-cuddly "canine tiger stripe" look that Man's Best Friend so effortlessly rocks.


Dresses. Blouses. Skirts. Jackets. Blazers. Hoodies. Shorts. Slacks. Jeans. Jorts. Culottes. Vests. Jerseys. Socks. Stockings. Tights. Leggings. Athleisure Wear. Intimates. Socks. Hats-


-anything you can imagine is now available in Brindle Couture Mode!


Additionally, we guarantee that if you wear Brindle Couture while hanging out with other people who really like dogs you are sure to get all the pets and scratchies and liver treats you could ever want! Not to mention premium walks and curbside scoop service for that big fat shit you've been intestinally shaping out of all those treats! Not to mention, your irresistibly cuddly vibes are sure to get you turbo laid all weekend!


Brindle Couture. For the true dog lovers.