Nixon
yes
that Nixon
he's ranting and raving
about all the people on his Enemies List
spewing his racist bile
jowls flapping all over
see the pearls flying free?
those are jowl pearls
all the filth of Nixon's corruption
it gets in the flappy meats
gets worked into pearls
that you don't want anything to do with
that's some cursed jewelry, friend
don't be tempted
but here come the lobsters
Nixon's eyes flash with fear and resentment
"-ungrateful fuckin' lobsters
didn't I boil you to a purpose-"
the lobsters are on a mission
Nixon knows this
the lobsters start pinching those jowls into a new shape,
more statuesque, more chiseled
"-nooooo! you cannot take away my ugly! I need my ugly goddamn you-"
Nixon furiously shakes his head all over
desperately trying to shake the beautifying pinchy lobsters loose
but those lobsters of beauty
don't let go
the jowls do tear
blood splatters the camera lens
can't see much
but the sounds of raggedy, flappy meats
fill the ears
