Tuesday, September 26, 2023

MANDATORY RULE #3:


For at least a year, whenever you're talking to people, replace the word 'angry' with 'sangria.' You will most likely find that most people do not seem to notice the substitution, or, if they do notice, they assume you're just tripping over your words. If someone, somehow, figures you out, and confronts you, do not panic. Simply admit nothing, deny everything, and clearly pronounce the word 'angry' over and over again as a demonstration that you have been saying the correct word correctly all this time. 


The whole point of this rule is to allow you to constantly deceive people in a benign low risk fashion that incrementally builds your confidence for more ambitious future endeavors: founding a cult of personality, inciting World War III, stealing the Statue of Liberty, divine apotheosis, etc. 


Sure, it may feel like nickel and dime shit while you're going through it, but rest in assurance. 


No steps are wasted on this journey of conquest. 


All is Well. 


All is Grind.