. . . SIGH OPS . . .
. . . this is when government propaganda gets, like, super passive aggressive.
Uncle Sam isn’t pointing at you with a penetrating glower. He’s walking away from you while throwing a sad glance over his shoulder. He’s just leaving the decision up to you. That’s freedom, right?
Lady Liberty’s holding her torch sideways, arms folded, yawning, tapping her foot, and rolling her eyes. She got all dressed up for this, but that’s fine. Have fun doing what you’re doing.
Lincoln’s slouched down in that big chair, scratching his balls, while watching sports at maximum volume on his mobile device, no discernible emotion on his face. No outbursts of frustration or exultation. Just some farts here and there.
The flags all keep flying themselves sideways. Not upside down, just sideways. That’s all. Just something for you to think about.
Honestly, you would rather they just send the goon squad after you than put up with this bullshit.
