BURNING GHOST OF JEFFREY EPSTEIN REPORTED TO BE IN TALKS WITH JARED FOGLE TO LAUNCH A GOURMET SUB SANDWICH POP-UP. EPSTEIN IS ALSO PUSHING FORMER BESTIE PRESIDENT TRUMP TO PARDON FOGLE, AS WELL AS R. KELLY AND GHISLAINE MAXWELL, BOTH OF WHOM ARE BEING CONSIDERED AS POTENTIAL CELEBRITY INFLUENCERS FOR A NATIONAL CHAIN LAUNCH . . . IN OTHER NEWS, RECORD NUMBERS OF AMERICAN HOUSEHOLDS ARE NOW CONSIDERED ‘FOOD INSECURE,’ WITH SOME EXPERTS PREDICTING A ‘HUNGER CATASTROPHE’ AS FOOD STAMP PROGRAMS ARE GUTTED BY REPUBLICANS . . . AND WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY KAROLINE LEAVITT IS BEING CONSIDERED FOR THE ROLE OF ‘CASH ME OUTSIDE GIRL’ IN A POTENTIAL REBOOT OF DR. PHIL STARRING TOM SELLECK . . .
