NOTIONAL HEADLINE #185:

GROWING TREND OF PEOPLE PREFERRING COMPACT DISCS OVER VINYL RECORDS IS ON TRACK TO BE DISPLACED BY NOSTALGIA FOR VINYL RECORDS WHICH IS PREDICTED TO BE DISPLACED BY NOSTALGIA FOR CASSETTE TAPES WHICH IS FORECAST TO BE DISPLACED BY NOSTALGIA FOR 8-TRACK TAPES WHICH MARKET ANALYSTS DETERMINE WILL BE DISPLACED BY A COMEBACK FOR COMPACT DISCS WHICH AI PROGNOSTICS INDICATE WILL LIKELY BE DISPLACED BY A RETURN TO COLLECTING VINYL RECORDS UNTIL UNCONTROLLED GLOBAL WARMING SUFFOCATES ALL POTENTIAL CONSUMERS.