. . . what's good for the goose is good for the weird dude who hangs out by the pond who claims he speaks 'fluent Gander.'
I know everyone thinks he's sketch-as-fuck, but that guy's super chill with me.
Plus, he sells excellent cheese curds.
Just makes 'em right there in his pocket.
Sure, sometimes when I eat 'em I gotta do a 72 hour puke'n'poop routine but the taste is on point!
And I'm a freak for the flavor.
I really am . . .
