Wednesday, August 30, 2023

BURNING QUESTIONS IN A UNIVERSE OF MYSTERY #60:


How can I be out of my time?


My watch still works.


Notices watch is no longer functional.


Oh . . . well, to tell you the truth . . . I only wore it for fashion's sake. 


I can't even tell the time by it, since it's just numbers.


I shoulda got one with the hands, you know, so I could tell the time precisely, as opposed to habitual guesstimations on my part.


Too late, now!


Ah, well.


Spontaneously combusts.