If you eat rocky road ice cream before you go out driving you are guaranteed to suffer no vehicular damage as you drive across potholes and chunk holes big enough to swallow an armored personnel carrier. With the power of rocky road you just glide above all obstacles as easy as you please!
EDITORIAL NOTE: The power of rocky road ice cream does not obtain within the benighted state of Florida wherein the metaphysical power of Dysfunction rules over all from the Governor's office on down-it's why they can't have nice things down there. Every centimeter is an embarrassment, frankly. Best just to let it sink beneath the global warming induced rising tides, relieve the Continental US of the burden, you know?
