Remember when Rudy Giuliani was known as "America's Mayor?"
I'm not being a smartass!
Swear to fuckin' christ!
It was a whole thing.
America's Mayor.
Look it up.
Personally, I'll always think of Rudy as "the Man Who Made His Own Snack." That's what that mystery goo dribbling down his head was all about. Dude was making his own snack. That kinda thing impresses me. Self-sufficiency, and all that.
Sound of long, rippling shart.
Lots of impressive things in this world.
Reprise of long, rippling shart.
