We got the New Merch in the store.
Because the coffee mug with my face on it did so well.
Now, as a compliment to the previous offering, we are pleased to present . . . my face with a coffee mug on it.
It's a limited run but with an option for re-pressings.
It all depends on the engagement.
It all depends on you.
This is not something you can purchase with paper currency or Crypto or Monopoly money or gift tickets or golds or Euros or even Good Ol' Cash American.
You will have to spend your time, your thought calories, your essence of being if you wish to manifest the New Merch. It's not something you can actually purchase. If you attempt to purchase the New Merch, you will become all too aware of a freezing, implacable presence right behind you. In your home. Who's there? That's right. The purchase will not, under any circumstances of any Reality Regime, go through.
Like I said, it's my face but with a coffee mug on it.
If the engagement is good enough, I'll even offer a deluxe Logistical Straw that will allow you to efficiently sip the coffee while wearing my face.
But time is short.
And just look at that rising tide.
Act now.
