. . . EDIBLE SCREEN . . .
. . . how in the hell is this not standard on all mobile devices?
I know not the answer.
But I know who to ask.
Whistles.
Yo!
Time-Life!
I think it’s high time you publish a new volume of Mysteries of the Unknown. I need to know why edible screens haven’t yet become a thing. You can put that UFO bullshit on the backburner for the nonce. This new thing’s really puzzling up the place. So get on the stick!
Heh, heh, heh . . . that’ll do it . . .
