Q: Who is your favorite video game character?
A: Moby the green haired girl from Wurm: Journey to the Center of the Earth.
When I was a teenager I had a huge crush on Moby. She had a great look. She had that heavily armed transforming flying jet-tank-drill vehicle-basically, it’s like if you took a Jules Verne contraption and enhanced it with the Veritech system from Robotech. So, if you dated Moby no one would ever bother you-not dumbass cops, not regular army soldiers, not irregular terrorist militias, not giant rubbery monsters-no one could hassle you. But most importantly if you were dating Moby you wouldn’t even have to own a car. She’s got that covered and then some.
I’m telling you, Moby’s the one!
