Sunday, July 26, 2026

NOTIONAL HEADLINE #262:

A NEW STUDY OUT TODAY SUGGESTS THAT PEOPLE WHO PURCHASE AIRPORT STYLE PAPERBACKS AT GROCERY STORES MAY BE ATTEMPTING TO RELIVE VARIOUS FEELINGS OF NOSTALGIA FOR THE LATE 1990s. THE STUDY’S FINDINGS ARE HIGHLY PROVISIONAL AT THIS TIME, AND WILL REQUIRE FURTHER REFINEMENT THROUGH A RIGOROUS PROCESS OF CAPTURE AND DISSECTION OF BOOK PURCHASERS OVER THE COMING MONTHS AND YEARS . . . A NEW STUDY OUT TODAY SUGGESTS THAT FIELD RESEARCHERS WHO CAPTURE AND DISSECT PEOPLE WHO PURCHASE AIRPORT STYLE PAPERBACKS AT GROCERY STORES MAY BE ATTEMPTING TO RELIVE FEELINGS OF NOSTALGIA FOR THE MID-TO-LATE 2020s. THE STUDY’S FINDINGS ARE HIGHLY PROVISIONAL AT THIS TIME, AND WILL REQUIRE FURTHER REFINEMENT THROUGH A RIGOROUS PROCESS OF CAPTURE AND DISSECTION OF FIELD RESEARCHERS OVER THE COMING MONTHS AND YEARS . . . A NEW STUDY OUT TODAY SUGGESTS CAPTURE AND DISSECTION ARE KINDA JUST THINGS I LIKE TO DO. I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF. I COME FROM HELL, YOU KNOW . . . STOCKS ARE UP . . .