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Friday, July 19, 2024

COMICS REVIEW: X-FACTOR SPECIAL: PRISONER OF LOVE (1990)


Written by Jim Starlin


Art by Jackson Guice


Colored by Alfred Ramirez


Lettered by Michael Heisler


Edited by Bob Harras


Assistant Edited by Suzanne Gaffney


Editor-in-Chiefed by Tom DeFalco


Published as a 48 page one shot by Marvel Entertainment Group in 1990.


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“Was Synthia nothing more than a hallucination caused by a bad hot dog?”


. . .


Review by William D. Tucker.


You may find yourself walking through the city. You are alone. You are thinking about sex and adventure. Isn’t the city supposed to be a place of sex and adventure? Sure it is. 


And here you are . . .



Here’s something I pretty much always like: a superhero who dons a trenchcoat and a hat and goes trudging around the city, collar turned up, hands deep in their pockets. 


The Ninja Turtles did it in New York City. Ben Grimm did it in New York City. Iron Man did it in a sweltering hot Southeast Asian jungle-over that damn armor, even!


The Beast does it in New York City, too.


Hank McCoy, X-Man, aka the Beast, you know, the brainy blue-furred guy? Sounds like Fraiser Crane in the live action movies?


Hank’s feeling out of sorts with his fellow X-Men. He gets beat up a little bit during a Danger Room sparring match with Archangel and Iceman. Hank’s head isn’t in the game. Hank’s also feeling jealous of fearless leader Cyclops’ marriage to the beautiful psionic Jean Gray. Hank muses on whether he’ll ever have any kids. You know, maybe it’s just lust, but a pretentious intellectual like him needs to dress it all up so it’s more than just a desire to bust nuts. Antsy as hell, Beast pulls on a trenchcoat and a hat and goes for a stroll around NYC.


As he wanders, Beast monologues to himself. Not like a villain. Inside voice. More like a private eye narrating a film noir. Hank takes in the sights and sounds. He sees people of every color, every age, every gender, every class, every degree of wealth and well-being. Stockbrokers. Homeless people. Drug dealers. A kid bouncing a baseball off of a wall. A celebrity arriving at a pricey restaurant in a limousine. A vast and diverse panorama of humanity. Hank takes it in, and feels all alone all over again because he’s a damn mutie. Of course, for all he knows, there’s mutants all over the place, they just don’t show it like he does with his blue fur. Amusingly, Hank, in the depths of his self-pity, chooses to skate across the surface of things. 


The Beast perks up when a blonde bombshell is threatened by a goon squad in an alley armed with knives and a crowbar. This ain’t a friendly training sesh back in the Danger Room. Hank has an opportunity, now, to cut loose on some proper villains. Beast whips their asses, but he takes a blow to the head. He awakes to find himself in an apartment with the blonde bombshell attending to him. Her name is Synthia Naip. And she wants to fuck.


Okay, you know, this is a Marvel Comic from 1990. No crude words are used. Nothing’s explicit. But this story doesn’t shy away from being about lust and fantasy. The Beast is bored with sparring with those other square-ass X-Men. He has a thing for Jean Gray, but she’s already in a relationship. And while he muses about fatherhood, I wasn’t convinced he was looking for commitment so much as he was looking for action. He’s not out in the sticks. He is in New York City which is kinda known for having just about anything and anyone you could desire. Beast is horngry-horny and angry. The city provides. He gets into both a real fight and a quality hump.


Now, if this story was just that, then you could look at it as the X-Men Version of Letters to Penthouse.


Of course, things are not at all what they seem. 


Synthia Naip, as it turns out, is a manifestation of a potent cosmic energy being whose true form scans as a mountain of glowing crystal. Synthia’s on the run from an entity known as the Dark One, a grungy biker-looking dude whose true form is a grody tumor monster whatsit from beyond. Synthia is also a sort of energy vampire who seduces Beast to power herself up to fend off the Dark One. She even fucks with Hank’s mind, causing him to see hallucinations of his teammates as monsters. Their fucking also seems to have a narcotic effect upon Hank, who, in the depths of his lust, can’t bring himself to leave Synthia’s lair. She’s a cosmic femme fatale.


But she’s not necessarily a villain. The comic positions her as a being from another reality. Maybe she sees our world like virtual reality or something. Synthia claims she tried only feeding on those allied with the Dark One, but she just couldn’t resist a blue-furred hunk like him. This doesn’t necessarily make her sympathetic, but it’s hard to dismiss her as totally evil. Hank was looking for some transcendent ass, remember? In hindsight, it all seems to stem from a not-so-careful wish.


That’s X-Factor Special: Prisoner of Love. It’s a 48 page one shot whose story skirts the edges of one of those grandiose interdimensional conflicts common to superhero comics but decides to dwell in the realms of lust and forbidden desire. It’s all rather PG-13 in the visuals department, but the ideas are engaging enough. I especially enjoyed the idea of having a superhero comic which could be interpreted as an off-the-wall sex fantasy that manifests in the protagonist’s mind during a lone wander of the Naked City. 


You can’t be fighting Thanos every damn issue.


Why not spend a day fantasizing about a cosmically potent fuck?

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

COMICS REVIEW: WEAPON X (1991)

 


Story and Art by Barry Windsor-Smith 


Lettered by Jim Novak


Edited by Terry Kavanagh 

Assistant Editors Mark Powers and Kelly Corvese

Editor-in-chief Tom DeFalco 


Originally published in Marvel Comics Presents #72-84.


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"Logan could have killed us all . . . I met his eyes for a second . . . filled with hate and fury . . . but I couldn't tell if it was some animal bloodlust . . . or horror at what we have done to him!" 


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Review by William D. Tucker. 


Weapon X is comic book science fantasy body horror dealing with themes of out of control rage, human experiments, mind control, and the question of free will. Strong stuff for Marvel Comics in the early 1990s . . . strong stuff even now, actually. Usually, you would have to go to David Cronenberg, Shinya Tsukamoto, or Katsuhiro Otomo for this kind of action, but here it is on paper and in color. Only the lack of full frontal nudity and swearing marks it as a Comics Code Authority Approved book. Weapon X is, unusually for its time, an uncompromised work of mainstream super hero horror comics. 


There's a man named Logan who likes to drink and fight and wander. He spends his nights in flophouse rooms just like the Blues Brothers or in Men's Only accommodations run by fundamentalist Christians like what Charles Bronson sets up in Death Wish 2. Logan is full of rage which fuels his rootlessness. If he has no attachments, no emotional connections, then his conscience need not be troubled if he goes around breaking the faces of other rage-poisoned men in barroom brawls. 


Wake up. Fight. Get shitfaced. Fall asleep. Repeat.


Logan need never step outside of this perfect rage-servicing system ever again. For he is a mutant with retractable claws and a strange 'healing factor,' a power that allows him to quickly heal from any and all injuries short of a direct hit from a ballistic missile. He cannot be easily killed, nor is the average drunken street brawler ever likely to humiliate him with defeat. Logan has nothing to fear.


Or does he?


As it turns out, Logan is of great interest to a secret organization that wishes to capture him to use as a live subject for horrifying psycho-surgical experimentation. Their purpose is to transform him into a living weapon that can be controlled at-a-distance, presumably for assassination purposes like poor Laurence Harvey in The Manchurian Candidate.  


But this secret operation has a much more effective technique than flaky Communist hypnosis. This is real science, true penetration into the mind via ultra-technology. And we get to see the whole process play out step-by-step. In Weapon X we get to see things from the perspective of the mad scientists even more than we get Logan's side of things. Yes, it's all comic book stuff. But it's so detailed that after you read it you'll probably come to expect this level of precision from other comic book villains, maybe even demand it. I know I did . . .


Logan is tranquilized, captured, stripped, shaved, and put in a sensory deprivation tank with all sorts of intravenous feeds of powerful painkillers and hallucinogens and who knows what else. Logan's kept in a medically induced coma for an unknown period while the mad scientists penetrate his brain with probes that allow them to view his innermost thoughts on huge telescreens. 


Logan's body is injected with a liquid adamantium substance that's manufactured in a nuclear reactor via processes that verge on the alchemical. This fanciful liquid steel bonds with his skeleton and the retractable/extensible knuckle claws that Logan has chosen not to use so as to conceal his identity as a mutant. After the adamantium bonds with his claws he inevitably causes injury to himself if he extrudes them, something he was choosing not to do prior to being captured. Once he is under the control of the mad scientists, they force him to extend and retract his claws-they force him to tear his own flesh.


They force him to bleed


So, it's not just a pure application these people are after-they get off on sadism, as well as total control of a human mind. 


Themes of paranoia are threaded in, beginning with the premise of being an outsider kidnapped by a sinister cabal-who are themselves serving an unseen master-and mutating into grotesque sequences of Logan running endlessly through a nightmare terrain that provokes strange spiky growths to burst forth from his already violated body. This is the horror of being out of control, of being invaded by technology, of losing your grip on reality, and always at the mercy of unknown sadists serving unknowable motives and masters. Taken out of the context of the expansive X-Men mythos, this works quite well as a standalone mindfuck. 


In addition to the compelling themes, we also have definitive visual portrayals of Logan in both his disguise as an alcoholic nobody and as a wild, bestial killing machine. When his rage is fully loosed, he slices scores of heavily armed and armored soldiers, and stands victorious-despite being pierced by many bullets-upon a hill of corpses. Logan, nude, stalks frozen psycho-scapes where he does battle with fearsome bears, tigers, and wolves. All the while, he is surveilled by the cruel, inscrutable faces of the mad scientists and their workaday technical staff. Dark fantasies of retribution are piped from Logan's brain onto telescreens. Eventually, Logan is reduced to being a live video game avatar to be piloted by the mad scientists through terrifying scenarios of primal combat. All of this is rendered in wintry white, lurid red/yellow/pink, chilling blue, and shadowy black. The colors are about what you expect from a comic of the time, but they are deployed vividly. 


I think, too, it must be noted that Weapon X has a single author: Barry Windsor-Smith. I think this is the main reason why the narrative flow is intricate without losing momentum. Dialogue text plays over the barrage of techno-invasions of Logan's body and mind. It's all worked out with precision timing. There's none of the static that's inevitably generated by the bullpen approach of your average super hero comic book of the time. Windsor-Smith is able to weave it all together as he sees fit, without having to second guess another writer or artist. 


Anytime I read another comic about Logan, I inevitably find myself thinking back to Weapon X. I even think of it when I read the ones that were published well before Weapon X even existed. Truly, its power changes Logan's past, present, and future. 


Now that's a mindfuck for you!

Monday, January 25, 2021

COMICS REVIEW: DAREDEVIL NO. 181 (1982)

“LAST HAND”


A Stan Lee Presentation


Story and Art by Frank Miller

Finished Art and Colors by Klaus Janson

Lettered by Joe Rosen

Edited by Denny O’Neil

Supervised by Jim Shooter


Published by Marvel Comics Group. 


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“BULLSEYE

VS.

ELEKTRA

ONE WINS.

ONE DIES.”

-cover blurb from Daredevil No. 181


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Review by William D. Tucker.


Here Be Spoilers . . . 


Daredevil-the Man Without Fear-is the horned and crimson costumed alternate identity of New York City defense attorney Matt Murdock. If you are a regular reader of the comic which bears his superheroic name, then you are aware that Murdock is a man who was once exposed to mysterious radioactive materials which robbed him of conventional sight and imbued him with a power of ‘radar vision,’ which, in some ways, is a superior way of seeing the world. 


Murdock is also a master martial artist, acrobat, and has a highly evolved sense of ethics. Like other comic book superheroes such as Spider-Man or Batman, he will readily engage in bone-crunching hand-to-hand combat to take down the bad guys, but does not seek to kill people outright. Presumably, Daredevil is so skilled at martial arts that he always manages to punch people just hard enough to knock ‘em out, and not to sever their spinal cords or give them permanent brain damage, not to speak of long-term neuro-degenerative diseases which may have their roots in physical brain traumas-just you try to prove that last one in a court of law, buddy. Good thing DD’s normie job is lawyering, right?


So let’s say you just picked up no. 181 of the ongoing saga of the world’s most superheroic lawyer, and you’re scoping the cover and you see Bullseye and Elektra in the foreground with a giant image of Daredevil in the middleground and nothing but yellow in the back. Text on the cover tells us this is a ‘SPECIAL DOUBLE-SIZE ISSUE’ and that in the battle between Bullseye and Elektra only one of them will survive. 


Well, it sure as hell ain’t gonna be Bullseye walking out of here alive. That guy’s an evil-doer. And Elektra, well, she’s a killer, but she’s conflicted about it, and she’s the great love of Murdock’s life. They wouldn’t kill off Elektra. You can’t do a thing like that.  


So, you’re a regular Daredevil fan, and you open up the 181st issue . . . and you see an image of Daredevil’s body torturously twisted, his head caught in some crosshairs, as he is seemingly getting a bullet in the fucking bean, his DIY billy club dropping from nerveless fingers. DD’s body language in this full-page panel reminds me of some of the angsty poses Silver Surfer would strike whenever he would get upset about being trapped on Earth. 


Now, we know that superheroes never really get killed in comics. If they do, they come back, somehow, some way. So, even if you’re relatively inexperienced reading comics, you most likely have absorbed through cultural osmosis the essential truth that comic book heroes never die, and that this image must be part of some kind of bait-and-switch, some gimmick, some storytelling gambit meant to put the con on rubes and children. 


And, indeed, if you read the captions in the top left, you’ll realize that you are seeing the story from the perspective of a bad guy. A bad guy imagining with relish how he’s going to kill the hero. 


Turn the page, and meet our narrator: a solitary blonde prisoner in a spacious cage ruminating on how he was both beaten and saved by Daredevil once upon a time. 


This prisoner could accept that he was defeated by Ol’ Hornhead, but he cannot live down the humiliation of being saved by this same victor. Daredevil and this villain happened to be fighting on some subway tracks, DD knocked bad guy’s lights out, and then cleared him from the tracks just as a train was barreling their way. The bad guy, now the prisoner, cannot accept what he sees as a weakness inside himself for being dependent upon another, especially an enemy, but, perhaps, just anyone and anything in general. He’s a real tough guy this one.


I’m talking about Bullseye, who, prior to his current incarceration, was the number one assassin working for organized crime in New York City. Now, he spends his endless days and nights inside Rikers Island working out and telling himself stories about all the payback he’s going to get out of Daredevil’s ass when he gets the chance. 


Daredevil 181 tells it from the perspective of the villain Bullseye, a costumed psychopath whose hands are lethal weapons, and not like how your strip mall karate instructor tells you that he had to register his hands as lethal weapons in his state of residence-that guy’s full of shit. 


Because that guy


He lives in reality


And that’s not how reality works, no matter how deep the strip mall sensei’s self-aggrandizing tough guy fantasies penetrate his every living, waking, breathing moments. Because he still lives in reality-the one thing fantasy cannot defeat. And reality crushes our delusions in the end, every last one flattened like so many aluminum soda cans. 


One day we wake up, and we are middle aged, and our knees are shot, we got that fat white gut hanging over our beltlines, and now we gotta hire an assistant half our fucking age who can still do all the katas and could probably also give the high hard one to our wife better than I ever could, that lousy little punk-ass bast-


But Bullseye is one of the numerous fictional constructs populating the Marvel Comics Universe. Bullseye is not bound by our mundane, Big Bang Universe, which gives us brains to imagine gods, immortality, and faster-than-light travel while also simultaneously precluding the actual existence of any deity, anything approaching life everlasting, and most assuredly denies us the realization of a U.S.S. Enterprise-esque FTL-capable vessel.  


Bullseye lives in the Marvel Universe, which has it all: gods, FTL-capable star-spanning intergalactic empires, immortality, psychic powers, Life Model Decoys (Marvel-jargon for clones), and even if you’re an elderly World War II veteran like Nick Fury or Dum-Dum Dugan or a middle-aged cold warrior like Black Widow or Silver Sable you can maintain a catsuit ready combat physique right up ‘til the moments when you enter the gates of Valhalla or the Negative Zone or the Mystic Realms charted by the likes of Dr. Strange when he’s at war with the Dread Dormammu and Dr. Doom as he quests to save his mother’s soul from the devil. 


You can have your choice of heavens or hells or the spaces in-between in the Marvel Comics Universe. 


You can be immortal. 


Or you can die of space cancer like an earlier version of Captain Marvel and stay dead as long as possible because the fanbase is constantly complaining about how there are no consequences in superhero comics and people what die just end up coming back and how that makes Marvel and DC comic books seem like they’re just a bunch of goddamn kiddie books for losers and I think I’ll start reading this harder edged shit from the independent press-like this book Cerebus, which I hear tell is a gritty, philosophically provocative long-form storytelling groundbreaker featuring a talking animal with a sword and shield-oh, wait.


You can be bitten by a radioactive spider and shoot long, ropy white sticky stuff all over New York City and not just because you’re hanging out in the porno theaters in Times Square with your boy Travis Bickle-no sir, it’s because you’re a spider-person, and you’re using your ‘threads’ to swing from building to building and to ‘web-up’ those nasty street criminals and you’re definitely sticking to the walls to ‘climb’ them-just like a spider-and not just because you’re committing obscene acts against inanimate objects for obscure reasons you yourself barely comprehend. Honest . . .


(. . . but did anyone ever do the perv version of Marvel Comics? Where we find out that all the costume heroes and villains are just a bunch of maniacs living out bizarre power fantasies in a world where the average person doesn’t have much of a say in anything? I guess that was a big part of Watchmen, now that I think about it. But Watchmen had its cake and ate it, too: it brought down some cynical realism while also being a totally committed superhero book. Moore and Gibbons wolfed down all the goddamn cake while still keeping the banquet table full of cake, didn’t they?)


Bullseye, as I said, is a deadly villain who uses his hands as weapons. Anything that gets into his hands he can use to lethal effect. He picks up a knife, he can throw it into your brain, your heart,or the dude can get in close and gut you like a fish. If Bullseye gets his murderous mitts on a gat, he can fill you full of lead, and when he’s squeezed off his last shot, he can bludgeon you with the butt or throw it so the barrel pierces your eye socket. 


Bullseye is in superb physical condition, too, which means he can jump and kick and punch and do acrobatics and tumble and bounce back and aikido people’s shit all over the dynamic sphere and  climb all over the place, but not like a perverted spider-person. Bullseye’s not some radioactive freakjob like the Hulk or some goddamn mutie like Wolverine-nowadys, we’d probably call what Bullseye does parkour, or parkour-adjacent. It’s like they do in those Assassin’s Creed games, okay? 


Now, Bullseye is an assassin-for-hire, so he would make for an acceptable player character in a number of best-selling video game franchises. Mostly he used to work for Wilson Fisk, a.k.a the Kingpin. Kingpin is the lord of organized crime in the Marvel version of NYC, and Bullseye was once a top hitter for Fisk. But, as we discover in Daredevil 181 Mr. Death Hands is doing hard penitentiary time after getting knocked out by the Man Without Fear.


Bullseye gets limited time out in the yard for some fresh air, and he’s approached by another kind of Marvel Construct: Frank Castle a.k.a. The Punisher.


You are perhaps familiar with the Punisher. He’s got the black body armor with the white skull on his chest. He’s one of the comic book heroes who has no problem killing people with military grade weapons and tactics. In the 1980s, Punisher came into his own as a heavily armed vigilante mass murderer many found reminiscent of Charles Bronson’s character Paul Kersey in the Death Wish franchise. 


Actually, the Punisher is a more direct rip-off of the men’s adventure novel series protagonist Mack Bolan a.k.a. The Executioner. Both Bolan and Castle were Vietnam Special Forces veterans whose families were destroyed by the mafia. Bolan wore lots of tactical gear and combat webbing and waged a one man war on crime. Castle did the same. Both were depicted as having dark hair and chiseled action hero type faces. Bolan was a character in a long-running series of paperback novels written by a variety of anonymous hacks using the collective pen name ‘Don Pendleton,’ tho’ apparently there actually was a Don Pendleton who wrote the early novels. 


And, yes, they used to publish books that bore the description ‘men’s adventure,’ which basically means ‘here be extreme violence, loving descriptions of guns and explosive devices, and plenty o’ fuckin’. ‘ I read, like, two hundred of these kinds of books in grades 6 to 12. It helped make me the solid citizen that I am today! 


Bullseye tries to mindfuck Punisher by telling him that all the prisoners would love to gang up on a murderous vigilante, but the Punisher isn’t rattled. In fact, the Big P tops Bullseye: he tells him that a new ace assassin has replaced Bullseye in the Kingpin’s organization. The Punisher tells the Man with the Deadly Hands straight up that he hopes he’ll do something stupid with the information and get himself killed. Bullseye takes the bait.


Now, I just told you that the Punisher is a knock-off version of Mack Bolan, but that’s not exactly how Mr. Castle started in the Marvel Universe. Originally, the Punisher was just a costumed gun for hire employed by another costumed miscreant known as the Jackal. The Jackal hired the Punisher to assassinate Spider-Man. Later on, more backstory was written for Punisher, and he eventually evolved from a random bad guy for hire . . . into an Executioner clone. Which amuses me to no end that a character ‘develops’ by becoming increasingly evacuated of any spark of originality. You gotta love comics.


But you may be picking up on something here. Bullseye is basically what the Punisher used to be: a costumed killer for hire. The Punisher, in a sense, isn’t just carrying on his overall vendetta against organized crime by manipulating Bullseye with information. Here, Castle is waging a war against his old hated self. At least that’s how I interpret it. Which is definitely some cold shit to do to a guy. 


A late night talk show host named Tom Snyde wants to interview Bullseye and get a ratings boost by offering the drooling slobs out there in TV Land a glimpse into the criminal psyche. Bullseye doesn’t want anything to do with this silliness at first, but upon reflection he sees a way to use the compromised security of the interview shoot to break out of prison. Which he does, killing numerous guards and hijacking a helicopter which gives him a ride from Rikers Island back to Manhattan. Bullseye hits up a mob of freelance assassins working as independent contractors for the Kingpin and muscles them into giving up the identity of the new ace: Elektra.


Bullseye also uses his new gang of thralls to run street intel ops to triangulate upon his nemesis Daredevil. Bullseye actually does something brilliant: he hits upon the idea that Matt Murdock and Daredevil are the same person. So, you see, Bullseye isn’t completely made of stupid. 


But before taking revenge against Ol’ Hornhead, Bullseye wants his old job back with the Kingpin, which means he has to kill Elektra. Bullseye finds out from the assassination contractors that Elektra has recently been hired to kill Matt Murdock’s assistant, Franklin ‘Foggy’ Nelson. Bullseye tails Nelson, which leads him to Elektra. 


Elektra, meanwhile, is about to kill Nelson, but Nelson recognizes her as his best friend Matt Murdock’s college girlfriend. Elektra, who still has feelings for Murdock, is shook up by this, and let’s Nelson go. And that’s when Bullseye strikes. 


This is the Main Event: Bullseye. Elektra. One lives. One dies. 


And it’s a close battle. You could say that the winner had superior skill. Or maybe it was just a matter of luck. Maybe one combatant’s head wasn’t all in the game while the other’s was-hard to say. 


And, yes, they did the unthinkable. They killed Elektra. 


Later, Elektra came back. But she is, indeed, brutally killed in this very issue. 


Did Elektra die because Bullseye was a superior warrior?

Were they evenly matched in terms of skill, but Elektra’s mind was clouded because of what Nelson said to her moments before?

Were they evenly matched in terms of skill, but Bullseye just got in a lucky shot?


Later, after being defeated yet again by DD, Bullseye tells himself another one of his little stories that basically is just, “Wah, wah, wah-Daredevil just got lucky-pity me, pity me, pity me!” 


And, you know, as much as I think Bullseye is a major piece of shit, he does hit on something interesting about this idea of ‘luck.’


You see, I kinda think that much of what happens in this issue comes down to what you might call luck. 


Sure, there’s superhuman skill. There’s Bullseye’s total lack of conscience. But Bullseye’s impulsive. His whole shtick revolves around being able to use whatever he can find in the moment as a lethal weapon. He is, essentially, an improvisational killer. 


The weapon Bullseye uses to render Elektra defenseless is a playing card-the Ace of Spades, in fact, the Death Card. Bullseye throws it like a blade and cuts Elektra’s throat. Just one of those things Bullseye happens to have on hand. He got some distance on Elektra, and was able to use it. Earlier, he’d used the same card to murder a cabbie and steal a cab. Just making use of what he can carry easily on his person. 


Bullseye then stabs Elektra with one of her own ninja blades, dons a disguise, and then watches as she staggers and crawls to Matt Murdock’s brownstone walk-up. 


Later, Bullseye sneaks into the morgue where-in disguise-he observes Murdock identifying Elektra’s corpse. Bullseye speaks to another morgue employee and Murdock immediately perks up, and Bullseye realizes that his cockamamie theory about Murdoch and DD being one and the same is correct. Bullseye further confirms this by throwing a blade which Murdock effortlessly blocks with his walking stick. 


Bullseye retreats from the morgue and has a sit-down with the Kingpin, and tries to sell Fisk on the notion that Murdoch is Daredevil, but the Kingpin doesn’t trust or respect Bullseye and basically tells him to go out and kill DD and bring back the corpse as proof. That’s what makes the Kingpin the Kingpin. No mercy, no compassion, no second chances, no freebies, no bullshit, just results.


Bullseye goes after Daredevil, and they have a wild melee inside Murdock’s apartment and out the window and across the rooftops and on a train. It is, yet again, a closely fought battle. Both of these enemies have to work in the moment. There’s no set plan. They end up balanced upon power cables high above the city streets. Daredevil balances. Bullseye slips. Daredevil catches Bullseye’s hand. Bullseye says he won’t let DD save him again. Daredevil lets him drop. Daredevil tells Bullseye he won’t kill anyone ever again. Bullseye falls from a great height, shattering his body upon the pavement. 


So, you know . . . Bullseye got some of what he wanted. But not really. 


I think Daredevil grabbed Bullseye’s wrist because he wanted to be able to take responsibility for 86ing Bullseye. This is his decision, not anyone else’s, not fate, not God-this is all on Daredevil/Murdoch. I said a few moments ago, that DD doesn’t set out to intentionally kill most of his enemies, and that is true. Mostly. But sometimes . . . and with some people . . . well, what can you do? 


And, sure, the way the fateful moment is drawn you could interpret it that Bullseye was about to stab Daredevil with one of the blades stolen from Elektra . . . but I think that’s just some Comics Code Authority nonsense right there. 


Bullseye is a major piece of shit, and if I were Daredevil I would’ve dropped him, no sweat. 


That’s how I see it. 


In a universe where he could’ve done anything and been anybody, Bullseye chose the Path of the Asshole. He got what he deserved every step of the way. Even the Kingpin was skeeved out by Bullseye. The Kingpin, fer Chrissakes! The Kingpin’s the biggest, the richest, and the most heartless son of a bitch in NYC. And yet even he was grossed out by Bullseye. 


Oh, yeah, let him drop. 


Then pick him up, lug his ass to the top of the World Trade Center . . . and drop him again.


Repeat as necessary. 


And here’s the kicker: Bullseye is still alive at the end!


The cover blurb did not lie.


Bullseye is stilll alive albeit trapped inside his own paralyzed body. He’s in a hospital bed in a bleakly hilarious full body cast. (Maybe it’s just me, but I pretty much always find the sight of a character in a full body cast to be comical.) 


Bullseye lives . . . inside his brain. Lives off the delusional stories that have sustained him-maybe for his whole life, when you think about it. Hyper-aggressive. Macho. Full of entitlement. Full of bogus victimhood. Full of self-aggrandizing fantasies of power and domination. Utterly incapable of taking responsibility for his actions. Talented, yet jealous, insecure,  and hypercompetitive. No respect for human life. Convinced that he is the One, that he has some kind of special destiny. 


That’s Bullseye.


Fuck that guy.