The world fills up with loser dipshit conspiracy podgrifters because the Illuminati are trying to send us a message:
Alex Jones is a gutless loser who made foul money off of white supremacist racism, science denialism, denialism of mass shootings, scam products, and getting into bed with rightwing politicians despite putting on a show of anti-government defiance. The hacky jerkoffs that emulate him are just chasing those mountains of cash they see in their slimy crapitalist dreams. These gross man-children do not speak for us; however we allow them to exist as living examples of how not to handle your shit in this world of luxury and sorrow. Will you pay heed to these grotesque allegories of craven idiocy? Or will you join the conformist grifters in exhaling the most rancid conspiritosis into the world?
See? The Illuminati are weirdos in how they communicate, but they're lookin' out for us!
