Am I the only one who thinks Silent Hill: Ascension would’ve been better received if it had instead been titled Shart Hill: The Suck?
‘Cause titles set up those expectations, right?
And it’s those expectations that get people so fucked off, isn’t it?
If people had known this was a Shart Hill thing as opposed to a Silent Hill thing then, well, folks would have adjusted their expectations accordingly, wouldn’t they?
Sure.
Yeah.
Audible mega-sharting soundtracks this wretched world.
All those years complaining about those pachislot machines . . . we didn’t know how good we had it, did we?
Yup.
All is shart.
