Why does Instagram recommend that I follow wealthy, famous people who already have millions of followers?
Don’t these people already have enough?
Here’s my counter proposal.
It’s beautiful.
You’ll love it.
I will not under any circumstances follow any of these overblown attention junkies, and in return every last one of ‘em’ll give me a million dollars via my Patreon.
How does that sound?
Pretty fuckin’ terrific, right?
Of course it is!
Best flows from the Best!
And I’m the Best.
