SOME DUDE NAMED KEVIN MCCARTHY IS ALL BUTT HURT ABOUT SOMETHING, SO HE’S QUITTING HIS JOB. LIKE, NOBODY EVEN LIKED HIM, SO WHY DO WE CARE, NOW, HUH? IT’S SO STUPID. I DON’T EVEN KNOW. PEOPLE DON’T LIKE ME, AND YOU DON’T SEE ME QUITTING. JUST SACK UP, DUDE, WHO CARES WHAT ALL THOSE BASIC ASS REPUBLICAN BITCHES IN CONGRESS THINK?! TAKE UP THE SPACE. OWN YOUR SHIT, MY DUDE! BUT NO. PEOPLE JUST QUIT WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH. IT’S FINE. I’M ALREADY OVER IT. I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER IT. POOF! NOW IT’S A FULL BLOWN MYSTERY. LOOK AT HOW MYSTIFIED I AM. HOW EXCITING.
