Saturday, June 29, 2024

Pick up the steroids. You're gonna need that ultra-gear if you want to lift one of these volumes from the Notional Bookshelf . . .

FORTRESS Y2K: A Survivor’s Guide to the Post-Computational Millennium compiled by the Editorial Staff of Cyclical Incentives Publishing 


Sittin’ and Shittin’: The Life and Times of Bathroom Bob by Linder Hole


Dracumen: The Transylvanian Paradigm of Business and How We in the West May Profit By It by Jonathan Harker and R. M. Renfield


Mystical Nutbust Chronicle Vol. 1: Merlin of the Hermetic Hot Shots vs. Neo Deep Throat written by Neo Bronson DX: Death Xtra and illustrated by Bahamut Glazewave


Comrade Breast Inspector a novel of Communist Eroticism by Rosalind Bodacious


Andalusian Blowjob Paradigm: How the Smart Investor Can Profit From the Hottest Trend in Adult Entertainment by Sally Fuchs


Under Pressure: Towards a Theory of the Squeezure Class by Clay Brown


Monads and Gonads: Towards a Reconciliation of Philosophy with Deez Nuts by Cream Blowfarth


From Wild and Crazy Guys to the Church Lady: An Investigation Into Buried Themes of Messianic Hedonism in the Primal Era of Saturday Night Live a Shindig Institute Symposium curated by William D. Tucker.


The Eyes of Sajak: A Meditation on Fate and Contingency in Post-Barbenheimer America by Donald Beamular