Sunday, July 27, 2025

MANDATORY RULE #16:

All TV shows-whether they be scripted or unscripted, fictional or non-fictional-must include an episode dealing with a plant monster of some kind.

Huge, elaborate creatures incorporating animatronics, puppetry, and pyrotechnics are encouraged, but an actor in a cheap monster suit is minimally acceptable if that’s all a given production can afford.

This I command!