Wednesday, July 30, 2025

NOTIONAL HEADLINE #178:

HOME MEDIA HYPE REPORT: UNCUT EPSTEIN JAIL TAPE TO BE RELEASED ON 4K UHD BY CRITERION IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS. SPECIAL FEATURES ALLEGEDLY INCLUDE ALTERNATE ‘ALIEN AUTOPSY’ CUT; AN ALL-STAR COMMENTARY TRACK FEATURING BILL CLINTON, KEVIN SPACEY, NOAM CHOMSKY, AND DONALD TRUMP; A VIDEO ESSAY BY ONE OF JOE ROGAN’S UNPAID INTERNS; AND A SCALE BOOKLET REPRODUCTION OF BAWDY BIRTHDAY LETTERS LAVISHLY ILLUSTRATED BY DONALD TRUMP.