There’s this pristine restroom in the heart of the public university campus which just about nobody uses because it’s completely outside the typical flows of student traffic. Not to mention the fact that it’s deep inside a boring-ass maze of institutional hallways that few undergrads have the patience to navigate. This restroom is so underused that the toilet water’s still blue after 5pm most days. Sure, sure, every now and again someone finds it . . . but even those that find it almost never find it right after someone else finds it. No one posts about it because it’s too mundane, and/or people who stumble across it realize it’s a secret worth keeping. I suppose one could say it’s too lame to post about online-that it’s the kind of thing people would mock you for venerating. But the most important thing to realize, I would say, is that you can only get to this pristine restroom by looking up from your handscreen, taking an interest in your actual surroundings, and willing your feet to move your body in novel directions . . .
