I bet you that measles-for all that it appreciates the anti-vaccination movement’s efforts to bring it back into the mainstream-really kinda resents the anti-vaxxers.
Like measles just thinks to itself, “These anti-vaxx people make it too damn easy! They’re hypnotized by the steady flow of disinformation pouring out of their screens. They keep voting all these greedy crooks into office who burn down their government from the inside. They aren’t willing to even skim the Wikipedia article on how vaccines work. I know I should be grateful . . . but I just don’t respect them. They make it too easy for me. I spend hours listening to grindset podcasts to get myself psyched up to work, work, work . . . and for what? I’m pretty much on autopilot seven days outta the week. They’ve robbed me of any sense of earned achievement!”
It’s tougher than it looks to be measles these days . . .
