. . . is the one that claims that when Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capone's vault they didn't just find a couple of empty gin bottles and a displaced stop sign.
Oh, no, my friends!
They found the Future Fox News Stooge Version of Geraldo standing at attention, eyes placid, fate sealed-
But that was way too weird and artsy for mainstream audiences, so they shooed Future Fox Stooge Version away, and filmed the world famous anticlimax we have all come to love and adore across the years.
A variant of this conspiracy involves either Phil Donahue or Phil Hartman impersonating Donahue inside the vault-but this very clearly flies in the face of all logic and evidence!
