Friday, April 26, 2024

Put down the steroids. You can gear up with these imaginary volumes from The Notional Bookshelf . . .

 On the Shartness of Metamodernism: Squeaks and Procedures of a Significantly Trifling Pre-Existence by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute.


The Poetic Garbage Scow of Extreme Destiny: A Consideration of Lucasfilm from the Fatuous Golden Age of The Phantom Menace to the Unctuous Present by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute


A Bunch of Texans Crammed Into A Soundbooth: An Oral History of Anime Dubs in the Early 21st Century by William D. Tucker of the Shindig Institute


The Expanded Asshole: a Beginner’s Guide to Flagpole Sitting by Harvey Dagner


The Wrinkles of a Most Violent Postmodernity: An Extended Meditation Upon the Face of Charles Bronson by V.I. Lante


Better Start Drinking in the Sixth Grade: A Practical Guide for Applying to the Iowa Writers’ Workshop by Vomitile Carver McDrunko


Papa Don’t Beach: Cetacean Secrets of a Madonna Classic by Professor Ishmael Ahab


Donuts at Last: A Shocking New Solution to the Riddle of Deez Nuts by Agrippa Sacks


Lake of the Obtuse a novel by H.H. Brill