As we approach Millennium, let us reflect.
For the year 2000 shall bring countless death rays upon your being, against your very ass.
Ye must reflect those death rays back at the HAULERs (Horrible Alien Underground Laser Embedded Reprobates) who fired them at you in order to destroy them. It won’t do you any good to shoot them with your Basic Shot or even an Enhanced Street Sweeper Blast. The HAULERs-who resemble levitating, outsized wads of cancerous meats slime glued to clusters of gun barrels-are pathologically and metaphysically seeking self-destruction by their own weapons, yet they are also in deep denial about this core Inner Truth. The buzzy approach of Millennium has made them more proactive, driving them up out of their ultradimensional hidey holes, up-jacking their aggression, but they still must outsource their Self-Reflections to capable protagonists such as yourself. Hence, you must be the one to mirror up and reflect their death rays back at them thereby giving them the end they secretly seek.
Therefore . . . as we approach Millennium . . . be sure to reflect.
