Honestly . . . I don’t like Humpday.
I mean I like what I bring to it.
But Humpday itself . . . hmmm . . . no, it’s done nothing but let me down.
I bring everything of value to it, and it doesn’t even bring chips and/or salsa.
That’s bullshit.
With all the value I bring to it . . . well, damn, they should just go ahead and promote me into the position.
Make me the Humpday.
Like officially.
I’m already the best part of it.
Make me the whole Day of Hump.
No more bullshitting.
I’ve earned it.
I am Wednesday.
Now . . . and Forever.
