WELCOME, HEPCATS, TO THE HEADLINES: “WE DO NOT APPROVE OF ANY DANCING.” TRUMP’S POLLING AMONG PRIMITIVE BAPTISTS AT AN ALL TIME LOW . . . HOLLOWED OUT PARODY OF A MAN LABELLED AS ‘MARCO RUBIO’ SIGHTED IN SQUALID CORNER OF MAR-A-LAGO MUMBLING LIES AND EVASIONS TO HIMSELF AS PRACTICE FOR WHEN HE IS REQUIRED TO MUMBLE LIES AND EVASIONS TO JOURNALISTS ON BEHALF OF HIS TRUE MASTER . . . I.C.E. DEATH SQUAD’S MEN’S CHOIR TO PERFORM AT KENNEDY CENTER . . . TRUMP’S RAGGED VOICE AND INABILITY TO STAY AWAKE DURING PUBLIC EVENTS HAS LED MANY TO ASK IF BUBBA’S BACK ON THE SCENE KEEPING THE PRESIDENT UP ALL NIGHT . . . “IT’S KIND OF A CLOUD V. SEPHIROTH THING, ISN’T IT?” HELLFIRE SHROUDED GHOST OF EPSTEIN CONFIDENT THAT HE’S THE REALITY AND EX-BESTIE TRUMP IS BUT A DREAM . . .
